Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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