Kiss
Puke
one might say we're banned from that church
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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