We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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