Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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