There is no way he is gay with that hair.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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