My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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