You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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