I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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