Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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