he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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