Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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