and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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