I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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