SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Just invented taco cereal.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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