STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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