the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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