I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I don't think brook has ever known best
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
The chlamydia really affected his face.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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