so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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