I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I checked into jail on foursquare
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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