Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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