why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize