he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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