do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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