your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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