shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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