hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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