sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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