Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Just puked most of my soul out..
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