Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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