Are we in a gay sports bar?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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