he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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