I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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