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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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