just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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