I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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