party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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