did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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