Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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