I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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