dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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