About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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