I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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