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What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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