Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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