Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's just like the Real World with babies
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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