Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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