Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
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i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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