I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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