I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
50% drunk capacity currently
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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