I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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