your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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